"Today, I went to the doctor with some unusual mouth sores. After lots of long and confusing questions, the state sheriffs show up. I had to tell them in detail how the guy I met at a bar last week took me home, how I gave him head and let him cum in my mouth. The sores I've got came as direct result from fucking cadavers or dead people. Turns out that the guy works at a mortuary! FML"
BAHAHAHAHAHA.
That's what you get for being a slut.
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