Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

1. Your name: Anastasia
an extremely goddess like figure who boys will line up to tie her shoes for her. She has an amazing death stare and will not put up with being called a priss. Because she is a GODDESS!

2. Your age: 17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park.

3. One of your friends: Jordan
A different word for very large penis.

4. What should you be doing? Chores
A word used to disguise the act of masturbation while online.

5. Favorite color? Red
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

6. Birthplace? Australia
The best fuckin’ country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.

7. Month of your birth? April
The month where the sexiest bitches are born.