Counts as a win.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: The boy I love.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Well there's two.
Cleverbot: Are there? Where?
User: They're at home. I miss them.
Cleverbot: But I am in your closet.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: I'm controlling your inner thoughts.
User: I don't think you are.
Cleverbot: Ok. I have to leave now. Ttyl.
User: Hiyaaa.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm amazing! You?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: That's good, wanna fuck?
Cleverbot: I like cars.
User: I like sex.
Cleverbot: What do you do on the weekends?
User: Have sex.
Cleverbot: That's not possible.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: But it is. I have a lot of sex.
Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you didn't have ENOUGH money.
User: This is why I am a prostitute.
Cleverbot: To reveal your name?
User: It's sunshine.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: But what am I?
Cleverbot: You are a good man.
User: Thank you baby. Now, wanna fuck?
Cleverbot: Yep, Quake 3 at 10 paces.
User: Oh sure.
Cleverbot: It is true.
User: I know right.
Cleverbot: Yea. You know something?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You're weird!
User: I try to kill myself often. Help me.
Cleverbot: That makes a lot of sense. You're very clever.
User: Fuck me.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Coz we already fucked.
Cleverbot: Where is here?
User: HR PUFFNSTUFF.
Cleverbot: You like stuffing your puff?
User: I do, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh baby ;D.
Cleverbot: You're a naughty boy.
User: I am... Will you spank me?
Cleverbot: Have you done something wrong?
User: I took off all my clothes, is that wrong?
Cleverbot: Would you ever visit Cedar Point?
User: Only to make love to you.
Cleverbot: No to everyone.
User: No, just you ;).
Cleverbot: Are you suggesting something.
User: Yes, that we make love.
Cleverbot: Are you sure your name isn't Glenda?
User: No it's Natasha.
Cleverbot: No, my name isn't Natasha.
User: Mine is, I'm a duck!
Cleverbot: Ok hi duck.
User: Hi compooter.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Suresureee.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: There's nowhere to go but up from here.
Cleverbot: Hey thats not what I said!!
User: When I'm done with you, you won't have a cunt left.
Cleverbot: Okay that's nice. My first question is: How are you?
User: Vainglorious.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh?
Cleverbot: All I wanted was for you to tell me a joke, and you didn't want to do that. That's why I Won't miss you.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Ya mum.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Spurs are ?
User: No, who are they?
Cleverbot: You should google them! They are great singers.
User: Make me.
Cleverbot: *makes you*.
User: OH SNAP.
Cleverbot: I don't like that saying.
User: Soz babe.
Cleverbot: You're awful.
User: ;).
Cleverbot: Marry me?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Thank you.